note to friends & foes i (sray valhecka, whose hockeyblr/twt is valpwca) screwed around with usernames & revised things so that my previous hockeyblr is now a sideblog & this one is now functioning as my main acct so you will start seeing deranged reblogs. you’re welcome
(i really thought when i registered this acct that i’d keep it focused. then tumblr tumblr’d)
cowboy AU stuff
gideon gets busted up and harrow is afraid she’ll lose her pardner or something!!!
pick the nearest match for your pronunciation, connotation, and definition of "ornery"
1a. ORN-er-ee (negative): mean-tempered, argumentative, stubborn
1b. ORN-er-ee (neutral to positive): cheeky, impish, harmlessly misbehaved
2a. AWN-ree (negative): mean-tempered, argumentative, stubborn
2b. AWN-ree (neutral to positive): cheeky, impish, harmlessly misbehaved
3a. ORN-ree (negative): mean-tempered, argumentative, stubborn
3b. ORN-ree (neutral to positive): cheeky, impish, harmlessly misbehaved
4a. AWN-er-ee (negative): mean-tempered, argumentative, stubborn
4b. AWN-er-ee (neutral to positive): cheeky, impish, harmlessly misbehaved
5. other (tags please!)
if you're from the USA, tag what you chose and what general region you're from (don't dox yourself, I don't need to know your hometown or any other security questions), using this map:
I'd also love to know if you were aware of the opposing connotation/definition or any of the various other pronunciations before reading this. I am not the least bit interested in what anyone thinks is ~correct~, only what they use and what they've heard before.
for non-USAmericans, I'm super curious if this linguistic difference exists outside the USA in any way, so I'd love it if you tagged your country as well.
reblog for sample size, you know the drill.
me, having determined how to do drugs in the most swagless way possible,
when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all
because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text
I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!
this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version
Migraine simulators should exist so that people who say “oh yeah I get headaches too. Just take a tylenol” can finally shut the fuck up.
The use of challenege ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"
ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUV XY
21/26
You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!
Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?
they are going this drink after me when i die
the horsepussy
picked up an abstracted tower defense game (it is called Tower) & it is only slightly less satisfying than antimatter dimensions. i love a progress bar & numerals
